Wednesday 28 October 2020

Transcription - Talk Talk - Atlanta (?) Interview Text - 1982 COMPLETE!


If you are new to my blog let me explain: I do this thing where I transcribe audio from Talk Talk interviews where no text is available for the purpose of providing non-English speakers accessibility to those interviews. 

So, let me make this clear, I claim no rights to the interview and my transcript is solely for accessibility and educational purposes. 

I must apologize now, I'm really sorry this is taking so long. I've not had a chance to sit down and get to the other two parts of the interview, so I humbly present this very rough draft of the first part of the interview above (the other two parts are linked below).  - Update - It's now all done!

As always, Brits, if I've clearly messed up something they've said, please let me know in the comments below. If anyone notices some seriously strange typos and grammatical issues in the text, also, let me know. I'll will happily keep this up to date and corrected. 

Historic Films - Talk Talk Interview (3 parts)
Some things to note: We [yup... this is a group effort!] are in the process of trying to pin down exactly where they were. We assumed it was possibly Atlanta, Georgia - September 1, 1982 but have since been corrected as the incident they refer to about the preacher in the news happened on September 3rd and wasn't widely reported in the media until September 6th. I'm tentatively amending this to Miami until someone can definitively correct it for me - show me some proof!) - on tour with Elvis Costello & the Attractions. 
 
The notation (?) throughout the text indicates items where I was not clear on who was speaking or what was being said)
 
 
Mark Hollis: … [We] did one for them when we were down there.

Interviewer: Okay, let’s do a mic check quick. Let me just have you tell me what your name is and where you’re from.

Mark: Mark. I’m from London, England.

Interviewer 1: Okay. And…

Paul Webb: Paul I’m from London, in England as well. One. Two.

Interviewer 2: Once again.

Mark: Which one? Me as well? I’m alright.

Paul: One, two. Testing. One. (whistling)

Second Interviewer(?): Is that (unintelligible) mic…

Mark: So do you just work this area?

Interviewer 1: Yeah. We work Florida and the south east, pretty much, yeah. There’s so many recording studios down here that we never really have to leave this area. There’s always someone either coming through on tour or coming down to live and record.

Mark: Sure, sure.

Interviewer 1: So we get a lot of stories out here. We got criteria…

Mark: So how bad is the violence ‘round here. ’Cos, I mean, when I was, like, up in London, like, this cop he was telling me down here is the worst place in the whole of the States.

Interviewer 1: That’s what the image would lead everybody to believe. I dunno. I mean personally -

Mark: But it’s lies, is it?

Interviewer 1: Yeah. It’s nice down here I don’t…

Interviewer 2: Yeah it’s like any place, it depends where you go.

Interviewer 1: Yeah.

Mark: And what you look like.

Interviewer 2: There’s places in London that are terrific and there’s places you just don’t hang out at.

Mark: Oh yeah. That’s right.

Interviewer 1: Yeah, I mean it’s not really a (totally (?)) violent place.

Mark: That’s right. I live at one of them.

Interviewer 1: It’s not that chaotic. I mean, I just read a story in the paper in San Francisco. A street preacher was preaching and someone, a bunch of teenagers taunted him, so he jumped in a Mustang, a ‘65 Mustang, and ran right in to a crowd on the street and killed… I mean, total chaos you know, people… They jumped on this guy and beat him senseless. But anyway, let’s not talk about violence. Talk Talk’s playing tonight. Tell me, give me a little detail on how you’ve hooked up with Elvis Costello.

Mark: Well, a couple of months ago I came over to New York with Keith, our manager. We spent about three days in New York and three days over on the west coast which was primarily just to meet record company people. At the same time, when we were in New York, we were visiting agencies about, sort of, possibilities of what tours to do, you know. Elvis was one of the ones suggested and I mean the reason that we thought it would be a good idea to do the tour with him is just basically, I mean, he is a song writer and he’s gonna appeal to a listening audience, you know. And we wanted to play to an audience who were actually prepared to listen.

Interviewer 1: As opposed to an AC/DC crowd.

Paul: Yeah.

Mark: Sure, and wanting to bang their heads, you know. I mean I got nothing against it, but you know.

Interviewer 1: What can you tell me about, Paul, have you met Elvis personally or?

Paul: Yeah. Well we… Yeah, we’ve met him. But I mean it’s just one of those things where you keep your distance from people.

Mark: Yeah. We’ve met him but we’re never admitting it. You know.

Paul: Yeah.

Mark: It’s one of them things.

Interviewer 1: What makes him, you think, so un-accessible to even the people that tour with him, you’d think that wouldn’t be the case. You’d be more open to talk music with his peers, you know.

Mark: Are we talking about Elvis?

Interviewer 1: Well, I want to talk about you too, but I wanna first …

Mark: Sure. Sure. I hoped you’d say that.

Interviewer 1: I mean nothing special that makes him hard to work with? I mean.. as a tour? Like the fans, for example, think that when bands tour together they’re partying together and they’re hanging around together. That’s not the case all the time, is it?

Mark: No. Like, obviously not. I mean, from a time schedule point of view, I mean, as we’re sort of heading out of the gig he’s heading in to the gig, stuff like that. I mean -

Paul: I mean he’s got the same attitude as we have. We just get on with the job, you know. And I mean we think it’s a bit silly, just all mixing and having… I mean we’re here for a purpose after all, you know. I mean, we’re here to play the States. I mean, he’s here to … whatever..

Interviewer 1: This is your first tour of the states?

Mark: That’s right, yeah.

Interviewer 1: Tell me how it’s been going and describe if you can briefly, your activities over the last six (?)

Mark: Well I mean in terms of an actual tour it’s been quite an easy one because we’ve been having, sort of, one day off out of every four. So it’s been pretty easy going. This thing with Elvis, we actually picked up his tour half way through, so we just essentially doing the east coast. We’ve got about another four more gigs to do with him which ends on the 6th of September. Then we’re going up to New York to do club dates then out to the West Coast to do some of the clubs out there.

Interviewer 1: A lot of your work is very accessible to clubs around…

Mark: Sure. Well, you see that whole club scene is really important in England as much as it is over here. And I mean that’s true of like, the advent of videos. Well, I mean, in England the use of videos in clubs has really been coming on strong recently. I mean, even to the extent where in England now they’ve actually started putting video jukeboxes in the pubs, so that like, you know, for your equivalent of like say about half a dollar, rather than just having the record come up on the machine you can actually watch whatever video you want. I mean-

Paul: In a lot of ways in England video has ‘come more important. Which isn’t a good thing really but there’s a lot of bands that are on the charts in England at the moment who just do videos and just do the records and never play live at all.

Interviewer 1: Why do you think it’s not a good thing from your point of view.

Paul: I think a band should play live, you know. I think they owe it to the people.

Interviewer 1: How does Talk Talk approach the club, do you do video / half live or how do you mix that up? Or you, do you just, I mean…

Mark: We… we see, the way video’s work in Britain is only as like a promotional thing. I mean you’d never use them to actually substitute for a live performance. It’s like, this whole thing with sort of, like synthesizer work and everything like that in general has become an increasingly strong trend in Britain is there are like a couple of drawbacks to it which are… It’s like they’re content on being reliant on sort of using tape, using drum machines and things so that with sort of certain groups they’re not actually capable of delivering live what they can deliver on record. So from that point of view it is a bad thing, you know. It’s sort of almost going to that sort of set up of it being like studio bands rather than performing bands.

Paul: Yeah there’s a few bands in England that are actually lip-syncing live.

Mark: Yeah.

Paul: They’re not actually doing anything. They’re just making nice videos. I mean we’re really into videos and we do ‘em to the best of our ability.

Interviewer 1: How many have you done?

Mark: We’ve done three.
Paul: We’ve done three now.

Mark: What we did, we did two videos with-for Talk Talk. We did one with Russell Mulcahy, which was to sort of use the thing of using extras, stuff like that I mean, we actually made that video first for Talk Talk, which is the one you were showing. What actually happened was in England, they actually, there were a lot of shows which refused to play it because they sort of like, you know the fact that we had people sort of without mouths and we had people in it with dark glasses who were like maybe blind people and things. It was sort of considered to be in possibly in bad taste. So what we actually had to do was with Talk Talk was to do an alternative video which would, you know, get shown on certain shows. I mean, we’ve actually now got a new single out in England and we’ve just done a video for that with another director again. What we’ve actually done with that is, with rather than it being a thing where the band is the central subject of the video we’ve got an 8-year-old kid who is sort of  like the star of the video you know,  in the same way like with our first Talk Talk one  the monkey is the obvious star. You know what I mean?

Interviewer 1: You’re seen in the video, but not that much?

Mark: Yeah, I mean we’re in sort of fantasy sequences that this kid has, sorta like, you know, E.T. It’s like, you know, the British version of of E.T.

Interviewer 1: So you like the idea of the different ways videos can be done instead of the band up there playing their instruments?

Mark: Yeah, yeah. I mean it’s really important. I always like in videos if the band are actually in it to see them doing it rather than sort of faking it, you know, doing it as if it were for real. At the same time it’s like with anything if you want it to get repeatedly played it must have things in it aside from just specifically the band performing.

Interviewer 1: That’s what we spoke about earlier, the repeatability factor of that.

Mark: Yeah. Sure, sure.

Paul: Yeah.

Interviewer 1: The club dates that you’ve got scheduled in the States will they include your promotional video clips? In other words, will you maybe show those while you’re backstage and then come out on stage and do it live or do you think they won’t even being showing that?

Mark: I would think they wouldn’t even be showing that. No. I don’t -

Paul: Yeah. I mean we don’t like to cross the two. I mean a video should be a video and a performance should be a performance. And at the moment we don’t think we’re at the stage where we… If you integrate the two it’s gotta be done properly. And we don’t think we’re at that stage yet.

Interviewer 1: There are some bands that have managed to combine the live medium and the video …

Mark: Oh sure, sure.    

Interviewer 1: You know (unintelligible) it’s quite successful. It’s like a band warm up instead of having an opening band or something. Show your videos prior to your coming on stage. It gets them all excited about actually seeing you.

Mark: Sure, you see the only problem with doing that with Talk Talk is that they’re gonna wanna know where the monkey is, you know?

Paul: Yeah.

Interviewer 1: You’ll have to bring him on the road with you.

Mark: Yeah.

Interviewer 2: It’s like Devo with Booji Boy. You know those characters.

Interviewer 1: Tell me how you - Mark, you’ve been around the music business for a while. I know your brother Ed Hollis was involved with Eddie and the Hot Rods for a bit?

Mark: That’s right. Sure.

Interviewer 1: And how did that - How do you see your involvement in that? Were you anxious to get started on your own career?

Mark: Well I - It’s like with anything, I mean, with any sort of big brother, you always sort of, look towards what they’re doing. It certainly, sort of made the whole music business that much more apparent to me than otherwise it wouldn’t have done. At the same time, you know, right from sort of, when I was like say 12, and that, he was making me up tapes of music that otherwise I would never have even got to hear.  I mean in terms of the actual formation of this band he was important because it actually started around me going in to do some publishing. Like a sort of publishing contract, right. Just purely for songwriting. At the same point my brother Ed was working in another studio, and Lee and Paul who are the rhythm section, were actually working on that session and he suggested to them maybe they come up and sort of try working with me. And it was just something that was really happening so we just sort of took it from there.

Interviewer 1: So the idea of forming a band to perform your music was the best way to go rather than just publish it and let other artists do it.

Mark: Yeah, I mean, obviously, I always would rather have played it than just sort of write it for someone else to do because the actual performance of it is one of the most important things about, sort of, doing music. It was just like, sort of, good fortune, the way it all sort of fell in to place. I mean, right down to - it was like, we had one week in the studio to go in and do some demos for the publishing deal. Within that first week it was obvious things were happening really sort of strongly. So we did the publishing deal, we used the money from the publishing deal to sort of finance us in rehearsal for a six month period. After like five months of being in rehearsal we got hold of Jimmy Miller, you know, he sort of produced things like Jumping Jack Flash, Spencer Davis, Traffic, stuff like that and he came in and did some demos with us. We put those out to the record companies. We then did five, like, London nightclub dates. After the third one of those we got a session on, like, Radio One which is the major radio network in England and after that like the deals really sort of started coming in. It has been very fast. I mean I think we’ve been really lucky [and] fortunate in the timing.

Interview Part 2

Interviewer 1: The demos that you had done were done at Island Studios right?

Mark: Yeah, that’s right.

Interviewer 1: How did you get from Island to EMI America? How come Island didn’t pick you up, ‘cos- ?

Mark: I don’t know. I mean you know they were just like - it’s easier to tell you why we signed with EMI and that was just, you know, like really apparent with a lot of their artists that actually seen developing their careers properly. So that was actually why we signed with EMI in England. And then from there EMI America wanted to take us.

Interviewer 1: Being on the Duran Duran tour probably a great way to break the States too, or that association will help, [do] you think, in this country.

Mark: I don’t think it will help in this country. It certainly helped in England, because when we actually did that tour we were sort of, you know, we were playing to capacity audiences, that we knew, there was, like, a very good probability they were going to like the sort of thing we were doing.  So it was certainly good from that point of view. I mean, to me, I think Costello’s a good person to do a tour with over here. I mean, that’s why we chose him.

Interviewer 1: Right, maybe it is, because there… you know, the guitar-less bands, this new trend seems to be a softer, more listenable, rhythmic, you know, thing to be involved in and if you’re exposed to that type of an audience it can only do good things for expanding … 

Mark: Sure. Mm. Well you see the whole sort of idea when around this band was actually formed in terms of not using a guitar and everything was sort of not that much in line with a lot of the other sort of contemporary English bands that we’re sort of working with since. Cos like I say there’s like a heavy reliance on drum box and things. I mean the actual thing that I was listening to at that time was.. were people like sort of John Coltrane, you know and it was much more of that idea of, when we formed this band we’ll have… we’ll form it around a small jazz line-up, you know, which is like, keyboards, bass and drums and we sort of substitute the vocal for what the saxophone would be. So it was much more that sort of thing so that as far as like a rhythm section it wouldn’t have to be that sort of, you know, heavily weighed down, sort of, burden really. It could still have the movement, that things need when you’re live, you know and it could have that movement in terms of development. I mean, it’s like this thing with not using guitar or I see, as much as anything, the reason we used it was just to work in that style. It’s like, although guitars seem to be redundant at the moment in England I’m sure it is purely a phase. And I’m sure, like, when we actually start working on our next album there will be ways we will bring guitar in and I mean not to the extent we’re gonna be, sort of, Foreigner or anything.

Interviewer 1: Right. No reliance on amplification as you (move forward?)
 
Mark: Sure. Sure.

Paul: Yeah. Right.

Interviewer: What.. uh. you are using the producer of Talk Talk, is also the guy who did some work with Bowie and who else did he produce? Colin? Is it Colin Thurston.

Mark: Yeah. Sure. I mean who we’re actually gonna use for our next stuff is, uh, Chris Thomas, you know, more recently has worked with the Pretenders, and sort of earlier with Sex Pistols, you know, Anarchy in the UK, and I mean, the main reason for that is, sort of, this comes back to the same point again is, I just think there’s a very strong danger with a lot of this, sort of, synthesizer music that it can get too laid back in its feel, too soft in its feel. And the reason I think Chris Thomas is, like, a really good choice of producer to use in the future is because take in sort of, Anarchy in the UK as an example, he’s actually transferred that power onto vinyl and at the same time take in the Pretenders as an example, he, sort of, really goes for a strong vocal sound.

Interviewer: Mm hmm. That’s interesting. The, uh, how… what… I’m always curious to know how the band names themselves. Tell me how Talk Talk originated then.

Mark: Well, Talk Talk was actually written at the time the band formed. It was written almost within a couple of days of the band forming. So we just went through all this, sort of, you know, like looking for the name, we went through all of the ridiculous alternatives you can think of, you know, and there was Talk Talk just sort of staring at us, you know. I mean, one of the main reasons I liked it is, I’ve got a hang up with people abbreviating names you know. I just think if you’re the Rolling Stones that’s who you are, you’re not the Stones, you know, and I just like the idea of having two words that were identical words but you couldn’t actually shorten it down into one, you had to just say it like it is.

Interviewer 1: Yeah, you heard someone out back stage just a few minutes ago said on the radio they’re calling you Talk Talk Talk.

Mark: Oi.

Paul: Making it longer now, innit yeah.

Mark: What d’ya say. What d’ya say. 

Interviewer: There you go. They’re just uh… did you hear what they’re doing in the parking lot here at this show tonight?

Mark: No.

Interviewer: There’s some radio station that’s giving $50 bills out to people that are listening to that station K102.

Paul: Think I’ll get out there now and do, huh (?)

Interviewer 1: So I hope that people that people come inside. … Just sitting in your car, they’re going to be driving through and if you’re sitting in your car just listening to their radio station…

Interviewer 2: I’m going back out!

Interviewer 1: They’ll be giving $50 bills out so you’ll have to turn it up to draw these people in from throwing out some $50 bills.

Mark: That’s crazy, innit

Interview 1: You never know where their competition’s going to come from. So you’ve got how much longer on this tour and where can we expect to see you around the country?

Mark: We got about another four dates on this tour, then it’s up to New York to do some, like, a few clubs, out to the west coast just to do a few clubs down there and then we go back to England and we do, like, an English tour, European tour and then start on the next album.

Interviewer: Mm hmm. It’ll be a full tilt album this time, not just the EP, it’ll be…

Paul: Well, there’s an album out now.

Mark: Yeah.

Paul: … in England. It’s called ‘The Party’s Over’

Mark: Yeah, and I mean you’re….

Paul: and the EP is like extracts from that album.

Mark: Yeah, I mean, you’re actually getting the full British album will be coming out over here in October. The first week of October. The EP was just like, it was just more than anything like, sort of, a promotional thing. It’s just like let’s put four cuts on a 12” then we got like heavy duty sound and everything and it’s sort of, it’s sort of like an introductory offer, if you like, I mean, what they’re actually doing in addition to that is they’re putting ‘Talk Talk’ as a straight single out this week and they’re B-siding it with our first British single which was called ‘Mirror Man’ then the full British album will be available here the first week of October.

Interviewer 1: How do you think the radio constraints in this country… have you been exposed to the way FM radio here…

Mark: Yeah. I’ve been extremely surprised by the way radio works over here. What it actually seems like what is happening is this … its like because, sort of, it seems like because over everything is commercially orientated in terms of radio stations, they’re playing it extremely safe about what they’re actually gonna play and what they’re not gonna play to ensure ratings. I mean, when I went out to Los Angeles a couple of months ago I went down and visited K-ROCK and I was really sort of pleased to actually see, you know, the way they’re sort of experimenting in terms of what they’re playing.

Interviewer 1: The enthusiasm of the station, K-ROCK is doing

Mark: Oh, it’s superb. And from what I can gather it’s picking up a lot of ratings which is great. I mean, I just hope it will, sort of, influence others to follow the trend.

Paul: ‘Cos on the road, like, a lot of the clubs we’ve been to there seems there’s real underground thing for English music. Like, especially in places like Columbus and that there’s…. They don’t even, they don’t like Lynyrd Skynyrd and Led Zeppelin and they just, they wanna hear the records but they can’t hear it, so you know.

Interviewer 1: It’s a very… It’s American radio’s in that position right now they don’t know which way to go. There’s a backlash of new products, new bands that wanna be heard and (oh lets change tape) and they’re just not getting …


Interview Part 3

Mark: That’s what someone was saying to me. They’re saying, like, maybe there’s five new spots open in any one week for new records. It’s sort of Foreigner, REO [Speedwagon] and Lynard Skynyrd. The three of those bands; there are only really two spots left open, you know.

Interviewer1: Right. It’s distressing you’re right.

Mark: I mean, you see, that is something that you don’t actually get in England because, because, sort of, the main radio station in England isn’t a commercial station. There are no restraints on that station like that. I mean the only restraint you got in any ways is just like obviously if you’re in the top forty you’ve got more chance of your record being played than if you’re not in it. But in terms of, like, diversity, it’s extremely diverse.

Interviewer1: The disc jockeys will play new music just for the sake of playing (new music?)

Mark: Yeah, I mean, you know it’s…

Paul: Yeah. They won’t stick with ‘Stairway to Heaven’ for the rest of their life, you know.

Mark: That’s right. And you can have Anarchy in the UK at number ten and Kenny Rogers at number eleven. It really don’t matter.

Paul: Yeah.

Interviewer1: There’s so much concern about the quote unquote aging hippy music, you know that they’ll continue to play the Lynard Skynyrds, the Led Zeppelins to death because what they think is the bulk of their audience the 18 - 34 year olds are now you now you know 28 to 45 or something and they’re still locked into that whole 70’s late 60’s rock and roll and there’s a whole new thing of music that’s around now and I think, the reason, that, you know, the purpose of radio is expose it and let the listeners ultimately decide. Which is different in England because , in this country, they just don’t do that, it’s run too much like a business. How do you find your self handling the business of music. I mean, that it’s been said music being an art form trapped in an industry. I mean you’re all obviously very interested and into your music as an art form and your know, expressing your music on stage. Does the business get in the way of that? Do you find that?

Paul: We just leave that to management really.

Mark: Yeah.

Paul. I mean, we’re aware of what’s going on, but that’s it.

Mark: Yeah. I mean, it’s like anything. Obviously there is a need to be commercial right, at the same time, sort of, if we are in any way commercial, that’s sort of as much through luck as it is through judgement. I mean you know it’s not… we definitely don’t at any time sort of try to compromise what we’re doing in order to make it commercial. You know, but at the same time we do see the importance of being commercial.

Interviewer1: Sure. it’s not premeditated. It just so happens that you write in that vein

Mark: Sure. Sure.

Interviewer: It’s interesting to note that video could possibly be the ingredient that breaks open radio. Uh, as you know videos are selling records. If people see Talk Talk video and like what they see they’re more apt to go and buy that record whether the radio station in their town is playing it or not.

Paul: Mm hmm.

Mark: That’s right. That’s like I say I think the importance of video is getting stronger and stronger all the time. I mean, you know, just from the think of being in England it is extremely strong over there  now

Interviewer1: Right. For some bands. It’s interesting also like bands like your self

Mark: Yeah, yeah, obviously.

Interviewer1: I mean you guys visually attractive to the listeners. Your music would express that to them the two go together. Some bands aren’t going to make that transition

Mark: Sure. Sure.

Paul: Yeah. Right.

Interviewer1: You know. What feedback have you gotten from your video? Girls coming round more and uh?

Paul: Oh, of course, you know. Yeah.

Interviewer1: Right. It helps the groupie factor. But, uh. Alright, anything else, John, do you wanna add to this before…

Interviewer2: No. I think that uh…

Interviewer1: I think we got what we need.

Interviewer2: That wraps it up.

Interviewer1: Anything you want to leave the MTV audience saying?

Interviewer2: Any videos?

Interviewer1: Any warning.

Paul: I’ll leave the last word with you, Mark. That’s fine, yeah.

Interviewer1: Okay.

Paul: I think I’ve got a sound check, a sound check.

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Partially published on May 17, 2020. Completed October 28th, 2020. Please feel free to contact me and let me know where I effed up above in terms of spelling or words or punctuation (which I know is terrible).

Thanks to all the great fans I've met and interacted with online for all the support and patience with me, and for providing corrections where necessary. 

Special thanks to the Penny, Queen, Curmudgeon and Precious for their moral support.

Of course, thank you Mark Hollis, Lee Harris, Paul Webb (Rustin Man) and Simon Brenner (Angel River) for making Talk Talk every bit of awesome it was. Also: Sir Phill Brown, Tim Friese-Green (Heligoland), Rupert Black, Ian Curnow, Mark Feltham, Jeep Hook, Phil Reis, and James Marsh for all the pretty pictures.

If there is any interview where there is audio that hasn't been transcribed that you would love to read, let me know. I'll happily look for text online for you and if none exists I will certainly do my best to provide a transcription to the best of my ability. If you have requested something from me and I haven't delivered yet, absolutely bug me again. My brain ain't what it used to be.

Friday 25 September 2020

Stuff I'm Listening to - Delerium featuring the Mediaeval Baebes

 

Artist: Delerium (featuring the Mediaeval Baebes)

 

Title: Aria
 

Lyrics:

I have wist, sin i couthe meen,
That children hath by candle light
Her shadewe on the wal iseen,
 
And ronne therafter all the night.
Bisy aboute they han ben
To catchen it with all here might.
 
And whom they catchen it best wolde wene,
Sannest it shet out of her sight,
The shadewe catchen they ne might,
 
For no lines that they couthe lay.
This shadewe i may likne aright
To this world and yesterday

 

Why?: I’ve discovered over the years that there are songs, parts of songs, or even tones, that can instantly change my mood from utter despair all the way up to total euphoria. Some songs will even put me in a meditative state where I can instantly visualize things and relax. Some of the songs and tones are what you would expect. Choral songs, chants, wind chimes, percussion heavy music. The droning of a didgeridoo is soothing to me, as is the droning of bag pipes (I swear I must be a reincarnated Highlander!... I actually do like haggis... ). The 10 hours of Enterprise engine noise that you can find on YouTube? It is a white noise that keeps my geeky-self remarkably calm.

Delirium was introduced to me on the dance floor of Sanctuary where I learned it was a side project of one of the members of Skinny Puppy and Frontline Assembly. Fitting really as they performed the songs that would instantly unseat me from the booth or table and my friends and I would race to the dance floor to secure a roomy spot to flail about in the guise of dancing. Delirium was no different. It was a danceable sound and always made me happy to move along with it, but the dancing for a Delirium song was a little more joyful versus the angry pogoing I was used to doing. 


The first time I heard this song, it was the musical equivalent of the sunlight streaming through the leaves in a forest.

Sunday 13 September 2020

Stuff I'm Listening To - Holiday Road

 

Artist: Lindsay Buckingham

Title: Holiday Road

Lyrics: 

I found out long ago
It's a long way down the holiday road

Why?: 

Every great travel holiday starts off with some ritual. For the last fifteen years (for me anyway), the ritual was and still is to play this classic song at the start. I'm not superstitious by any means. Perhaps it's best imagined as a little 'prayer' to the vacation gods that our vacation will go more or less as planned and that we're not stuck having to break into an amusement park and hold John Candy hostage by the end of it all. 

So far so good! 

We've never endured any unfortunate situation from 'National Lampoon's Vacation', though admittedly, my husband will fully admit he wouldn't have issue with Christie Brinkley racing beside him in her Ferrari. I fully admit that I am as frantic as the patriarch of the Griswolds. During our first trip to Cuba with my husband, he was dismayed that I'd written up an hour by hour itinerary for our trip.

After checking into the resort in Cuba, he promptly headed to the bar, seated himself with 'dos cervezas por favour' and cigar, and told me he had no intention of doing anything else that day, except, perhaps, to eat dinner. I was frantic and ended up walking the resort twice over to burn off my frantic energy from the usual hustling and bustling Toronto pace I'm used to. I wasn't mad. He and I just have different ideas of what is relaxing. It took me two days to unwind, with the help of 27 pina coladas and a bout of hangover/schedule adjustment and minor 24 hour stomach bug that flattened both of us, to finally slow me down. The itinerary was reduced to one thing, the local bat cave. The rest of our trip was figuring out what to do over breakfast each day and it was unforgettable and amazing.

For this week, we're off camping in one of our provinces beautiful Provincial Parks, a waterfront site booked months ago, the same day that the government opened up the campgrounds in anticipation of loosening quarantine restrictions. The campsite was booked promptly by my husband and I was instructed to sort it out with my work later. Fortunately for me, my work is a great place and my bosses are incredibly accommodating. I've still written up a rough itinerary for the trip (read: I made up a detailed spreadsheet in Excel), but it remains unshared with my husband for the sake of his sanity.

Thursday 30 July 2020

Stuff I'm Listening To - Professor Elemental


Artist: Professor Elemental

Title: I'm British

Favourite in-song banter:
Well, at this point I'd just like to take a moment to apologise on behalf of Britain for all the things that we've brought to the world. Simon Cowell, for example, and eh, Jim Davidson. Fox hunting. Black pudding. Racism. But most of all, we're all terribly, terribly sorry about Piers Morgan.

Why?: A couple of years back I met one of my husband's... uh... second cousin once removed? I'm not sure how that works. Anyway... his whole family was nice. Here was this guy wearing a pin made up of gears and feathers... SteamPunk! Naturally I knew I was likely going to get along just fine with him. I feel like I did. We haven't really spoken since that family reunion but he certainly left an impact on me.

I introduced you to Bardcore a few weeks ago. Today, I present for your listening pleasure: Chap Hop.

This song comes up occasionally on my play list... but not often enough I think.

For what it's worth, Thanks Neil for introducing me to this bit of lovely weirdness. It's awesome.

Thursday 18 June 2020

Stuff I'm Listening To - Let's Do It (Let's Fall In Love)


Artist: Joan Jett and Paul Westerberg

Title: Let's Do It (Let's Fall In Love)

Choice Lyrics

And that's why birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love


Why?:
I first heard this cover song when I was watching a mediocre adaptation of Tank Girl. I admit, I knew nothing of the comic before and am only mildly invested now, but the movie had an over the top and absolutely bored Malcolm McDowell (Alex from "A Clockwork Orange") as the main baddie. Malcolm can do no wrong. He killed Captain Kirk after all. I will forever love him for that (Sorry... of on another tangent... reigning my brain in). Tank Girl the comic and the movie are about a post apocalyptic world where the water is controlled by a giant corporation. Every now and then I stare at people drinking bottled water and I'm not sure Tank Girl is fiction at times.

Over the last few months we've all entertained the weirdest of fears because of all the uncertainties. In among them for me, some idea of needing to survive in some kind of post apocalyptic existence. 
 
Obviously, I felt better prepared to battle zombies than to deal with the skin on my hands dried, cracked and peeling from copious amounts of cleansers, hand sanitizers and soap.  Nobody told me the apocalypse was going to require moisturising hand lotion!


Tank Girl herself, remains a scarily accurate image of how I would likely deal with myself in a post apocalyptic existence. She's funny, cheerful and determined. I try to aspire to be that. I'm not one for sadness. Don't get me wrong, I'm here for you if you need, I just don't know what to do with crying people. Like crying babies... Do I hold you and rock you gently? Need a bottle? Need a nappy change? Teething ring? I just don't know! 

Monday 25 May 2020

Stuff I'm Listening to - War of the Worlds


Artist: Justin Hayward (the Moody Blues) (composed by Jeff Wayne)

Title: Forever Autumn

Lyrics
A gentle rain falls softly on my weary eyes
As if to hide a lonely tear
My life will be forever autumn,
'Cause you're not here


Why?: I am not sure if I've ever mentioned my best friend, the one who first dubbed me Peanut. She was the one who made an attempt to introduce me to more progressive music than I was used to listening to in high school. She was a rocker at heart, and where I was something in between Bender and Brian (the 'brain') from the 'the Breakfast Club' and JD from 'Heathers' and a freelance mod and goth, was immersed in the depths of synth-pop, ska and punk, she was immersed in the depths of prog-rock, heavy metal and punk. It was a history teacher that had introduced her to Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds and in turn she made a copy of the CDs for me. 

Linked above, a live version of the one track I immediately gravitated to, featuring Justin Hayward of the Moody Blues who provided the vocals in the original recording, followed by the track Thunderchild lead by Chris Thompson of Manfred Mann, which I've grown to like over the years. 

Below, a kind of ambient track that, to my understanding, wasn't part of the original score, but has made it's way into the remix album, ULLAdubULLA, where it serves only as a narrative device where the Martians discuss their plans to invade the planet Earth. 

ULLAdubULLA (Audio only)

Sunday 24 May 2020

Stuff I'm Listening To - the Phantom of the Opera



Title: Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again

Artist: Sierra Boggess (composer: Andrew Lloyd Webber, Charles Hart)

Favourite Lyrics:
Wishing you were somehow here again
Knowing we must say goodbye
Try to forgive teach me to live
Give me the strength to try
No more memories no more silent tears
No more gazing across the wasted years
Help me say goodbye



Why?:
I mentioned earlier, Andrew Lloyd Webber was making his musicals available online to keep the quarantined masses entertained and to raise money for charities supporting theatre workers during this time of crisis which is what got me started on this musicals kick. 

Back in the late 80s and 90s in Toronto, we got our 10 year run of 'Phantom of the Opera' at the Pantages Theatre. I'd seen it twice in total. Once when my brother won tickets to the third row. I accompanied my mother (because my brother was uninterested). It was a rare evening out with my mom and so enjoyable. My mother insisted on purchasing the souvenir book for me, making sure we had some memento to look back on. Then once with my ex-boyfriend's mother, who declared a sheer love of Andrew Lloyd Webber's work shortly after we met. With her, it was so nice to see her so happy. Normally chatty, she was left speechless for the evening, clearly happy and overwhelmed by the experience. 

Both times the experience was pretty phenomenal. Despite what you may think of Webber's work, it worked for me. I was definitely sold on live musical theatre. 

I had initially opted to post 'Think of Me' as my choice track, because it features Carlotta, the typical diva character and always a phenomenal soprano. But for each performance I've seen, Carlotta almost steals the show. How easy it must be to overdo it and clearly she is a fun character to play, but kudos to every single singer I've watched, hamming just enough to make Carlotta the antagonist she's meant to be. I have a soft spot for louts and scoundrels and bad guys, and Carlotta is one of them. 

The recently streamed show featuring Sierra Boggess as Christine blew me away and made me rethink my choice track. 'Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again' is this song where Christine is singing at her father's grave. Normally, it's part of the story and I'm just enjoying the music each time I've watched various incantations of the show online. I'll lie and tell you it's quarantine stress that made me emotional when this part came on. 

Of course, I couldn't post about this musical without a nod to the title track. While for most, Sarah Brightman and Michael Crawford are their choice for Christine and the Phantom, my biased favourites would be Rebecca Caine and Colm Wilkinson, as they were the original Canadian cast. It was a big deal to have the show with a semi-permanent Canadian home and the promotional video got a surprising amount of airplay on MuchMusic. But posting that video would have been too easy. 

So instead of the two promotional videos you've likely seen many times featuring Sarah Brightman or Rebecca Caine, linked below instead, Antonio Banderas with Sarah Brightman at one of the anniversary shows. Antonio Banderas... Yeah... is it me or did it just get super hot in here? 


Phantom of the Opera - Sarah Brightman and Antonio Banderas


Saturday 23 May 2020

Stuff I'm Listening To - Avenue Q


Artist: Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx, Book by Jeff Whitty. 
(Cast in linked performance: Sarah Dewhirst - Kate Monster, Jenny Reierson - Mrs. Thistletwat, Bryn Tanner, Carter Roeske, Zarah Nesser - Trekkie Monster, Michael Turner - Princeton , Steve Modena - Brian, Tolu Ekisola - Gary Coleman, Zach Miller - Rod)

Title: The Internet is for Porn

Favourite Lyrics:
The internet is for porn.
The internet is for porn.
Grab your dick and double click
For porn! Porn! Porn!


Why?:
Given that most of us have been in lockdown for the past two months, I figured this would be an appropriate song of choice. 😉


I was actually introduced to this song via a Warcraft fan video and immediately thought it was awesome. For anyone raised on Sesame Street, this weird musical is going to be a familiar alternative universe of your childhood television viewing, but better suited for today and for your allegedly adult self.

Plus, you have to admire the genius of the second last line in the lyrics above. 

I can't give you much more depth other than I am totally guilty of trying to imitate Trekkie Monster at the top of my lungs in my more drunker moments.


Friday 22 May 2020

Stuff I'm Listening to - the Sound of Music


Artist: Bill Lee overdubbed for Christopher Plummer and Charmain Carr
  

Title: Edelweiss

From: The Sound of Music by Rogers and Hammerstein

Lyrics (all):
Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Every morning you greet me
Small and white clean and bright
You look happy to meet me
Blossom of snow, may you bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever
Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Bless my homeland forever


Why?: There are a ton of Christmas related memories attached with this movie because they always seem to play it on television around that time, at least here in North America. 

I think my mom and dad were happy that they would plunk me in front of the television for about two hours of relative peace and quiet. I usually fell asleep just after their performance at the festival, but I don't think I really understood they escaped from the Nazis until I was old enough to stay awake that long.

For all the songs in this musical, I could have picked the 'Goat Herder' or 'Do-Ri-Mi' but this was the song my mum and dad gravitated to. My mom would hum or whistle this song to herself often. And I had caught my dad whistling it a number of times to himself. It's a pretty song.

I know Christopher Plummer nicknamed this movie the 'Sound of Mucus' and I don't blame him. It's rather full of mushy sentiments. But also filled with some great songs. 

It was many years later when Christopher Plummer went on to appear in 'Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country' that my frantic brain much desired to hear 'Edelweiss' in Klingon.  Alas, I have not found one yet. But a preliminary search of the internets brought me this. I'm not sure what I watched, and am now just more bothered and confused than ever. So naturally I've posted it below so you too can share in my current mood.

Edelweiss - Starship Edelweiss
 

Thursday 21 May 2020

Stuff I'm Listening To - Les Misérables


Artists: Sacha Baron Cohen and Helen Bonham-Carter

From: Les Misérables 

Lyrics:

Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit!
Comforter, philosopher and lifelong shit!
Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire
Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house!


 Why?: This is a great stage production if you get a chance to see it. It is filled with some wonderful pieces. My first and only time seeing Les Miz, I was provided with two warnings: 

"Don't wear mascara. Bring Clean-Ex". 

My friend was not wrong. 

One of my favourite pieces from the show is Cosette singing "Castle in the Cloud" which, when done right, will bring me to tears. Yeah yeah... I'm a giant softy. I know. But it also seems, I have a soft spot for depravity and scoundrels. They seem to get some of the best lines and best numbers in stories.

I cannot remember who played Monsieur and Madame Thénardiers in the production I saw, but I quite enjoyed the number in the film and think that Cohen and Bonham-Carter did a great job of it. 

Castle On a Cloud - Original Cast Recording


I'm not crying. You're crying.

Wednesday 20 May 2020

Stuff I'm Listening To - the Rocky Horror Picture Show



Artist: Tim Curry

Title: Sweet Transvestite

From: The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Lyrics:
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by it's cover


Why?:
There isn't much I could write about this musical that hasn't already been said. Either you love this campiness or you don't. I personally knew about the movie when I was younger, but obviously did not appreciate it to its fullest until I went to the see it in the theatre with some friends when I was a teenager. Up until that point, I was vaguely aware of the steps for the 'Time Warp' dance and that you needed to bring rice with you to the theatre if you were going to go see it and none of that was ever fully explained to me. My ex-boyfriend's mother scoffed at me when I asked her to explain. At the time I was annoyed because I do ask many questions that might seem like common and obvious knowledge to most people and people think I'm kidding around. Honestly, I am really that naive and that unaware about certain things. But I'll forgive her that. You really have to just go to the theatre and see it and experience it for yourself.

Also, what is not to love about Tim Curry in drag? Tell me? 

Tuesday 19 May 2020

Stuff I'm Listening to - Little Shop of Horrors



Artist: Steve Martin

Title: Dentist

From: Little Shop of Horrors

Lyrics
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid
(Bicuspid)
It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted
(Dentist)


Why?:
I had started a bit of a COVID-19 Playlist earlier that has since sputtered and failed so far as I am concerned. Apparently we're in the midst of what researchers dub the third quarter phenomenon, a period during long missions that have crew isolated (think Space, Submarines, Antarctica), that leave the crew isolated from family for long periods of time. It's a period of lower morale, unpleasant moods, a general down feeling. This COVID-19 stuff has taken it's toll. We are all under stress, so know that you're feeling meh is quite normal. So... Let me share some more guilty pleasures with you to maybe cheer you up. I discovered that Andrew Lloyd Webber has been streaming his musicals for us quarantined folk and also trying to raise money for theatre workers in times of need (like right now).

I like musicals. I've only ever seen two ('The Phantom of the Opera' and 'Les Misérables') live. The rest I've only watched as movies or only heard their soundtracks. 

Today my pick is 'Dentist' from 'Little Shop of Horrors'. It's a lovely dark comedy, directed by Frank Oz. Steve Martin is a great actor and does a wonderful job as Dr. Orin Scrivello, a stereotypical bad guy, who's a biker and happens to be a dentist as well. This is one of my favourite bits of the movie because it's hilariously over the top. The movie cast some amazing SCTV and Saturday Night Live alumnis (Rick Moranis, John Candy, Bill Murray, James Belushi) so you know the comedy performances are going to be gold.

It's a great bit of film except that the not-fairy-tale ending was cut since test audiences didn't like it, and changed up for the bit of fluff that's there now. 

That reminds me. They shut down all the dentists two months ago. I seriously need to go floss. 

Monday 18 May 2020

Stuff I'm Listening To - Victoria Day Edition


Artist: the Kinks

Title: Victoria

Favourite Lyrics

Canada to India
Australia to Cornwall
Singapore to Hong Kong
From the West to the East
From to the rich to the poor
Victoria loved them all
 
Why?: Because it's Victoria Day in Canada, eh? I usually post the Fall's version because it was the first one I'd ever heard. But homage is clearly overdue to the original. Here's their performance taken from 'One for the Road'. Cheers all, Happy Victoria Day, the first May 2-4 without mass fireworks, gatherings and camping, but there's still beer, so yay!

Monday 11 May 2020

Stuff I'm Listening To - Quick Fix edition - Human League


Artist: Human League

Title: Hard Times / Love Action





Lyrics: (I must admit I actually don't know these songs well enough to pick any at the moment)


Why?: Shamefully, in a blatant consumerist attempt to cheer myself up the other day, I was browsing through a independent Canadian record dealer's website (actually not long after Record Store day) and found a couple of albums to purchase to make me happy. This 12" single actually got added in last minute because it brought my total up to that magical point where I wasn't going to have to pay an arm and a leg for shipping. Also... my excuse...  As a Talk Talk fan, it was required for historical accuracy. I couldn't find the 7" so this was going to have to do.

Those of you who follow Rustin Man (and if you don't, why are we even friends?) will likely recall his two posts (here and here) about their pre-record deal performance at London's Blitz Club and tale of a certain solitary 7' single in the booth that was the pre-show entertainment. 

Thursday 7 May 2020

Stuff I'm Listening to - Kraftwerk


Artist: Kraftwerk

TItle: Neon Lights

Lyrics

Neon lights
Shimmering neon lights
And at the fall of night
This city's made of lights
 
Why?: I actually don't own anything by Kraftwerk outside of a single MP3. Before you all gasp in surprise, let me explain. I just never got around to purchasing anything because they were everywhere. From people playing their stuff around me or on the deck of many of the music paraphernalia stores I'd hit. They were often the alternative stations go to during the times I'd be listening. MuchMusic's main show for alternative music that loved Laurie Anderson, the Cure and the Residents also seemed to really love Kraftwerk. And it seemed every band I enjoyed listening to enjoyed Kraftwerk and you could hear that in their music. Kraftwerk was such a mainstay of my teenage years, as much as air was. They were always there, even when I didn't notice. 

As for this song, clearly it's a favourite, it's been on my iPhone for a long time, five star ranking and when they introduced those hearts, it got one pretty fast.  RIP Florian Schneider-Esleben.

Thursday 30 April 2020

Stuff I'm Listening To - Rain Tree Crow


Artist: Rain Tree Crow

Title: Blackwater

Favourite Lyrics

Blackwater take me with you
To the place that I have spoken
Come lead me through the darkness
To the light that I long to see again

Why?: Sometimes you're just going through your mass of accumulated music you find a song that all at once is nostalgic and fits into your current mood. For those not in the know, you might be more familiar with these guys by the name of their old band, Japan.

The first time I heard this song I was 16. Hearing it now just makes me long to be 16, with a driver's licence, a borrowed '87 Mustang and driving all around the city, listening to this and a strange mix of other music on hanging with my best friend, far too late at night, because that car stereo with it's one blown rear speaker, with window's open, was the best sound system in my world.